Last-minute shoppers, ahoy!

Published on 15th December, 2015

Have you – like me! – done virtually NO Christmas shopping?
Are you panicking?
Does your heart fail you as you even contemplate going into town?

All those crowds!   All that noise!
All the infernal, mind-blowing din of the appalling Christmas ‘music'(?)
played over and over and over again?

Would you – like me! –
LOVE to consign Frosty the Snowman to the burning fiery furnace . . . .
throw melt-water
over all those chestnuts endlessly roasting by an
open fire?

Do you really care that Mummy’s been seen kissing Santa Claus under the mistletoe last night?

The good news is . . . . . you can escape all this!

There IS a solution, a cunning get-out clause . . . . . . . .

And it’s right on your very own ( well, Sally’s ) doorstep!

The ULTIMATE, useful, decorative, informative, artistic, gift
exquisitely-designed by LOCAL CRAFTS-PERSONS. . . .

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 . . . . . . .AND IT WILL COST YOU NO MORE THAN
SEVEN POUNDS!

What a bargain!

Buy your very own copy of your very own
Church calendar
for only £7.00!

Unbelievable!
Buy now, before it’s too late!  Supplies are diminishing fast!

Experience that glow of conscious virtue that comes from supporting
your very own church’s fundraising  campaign.

On sale from the artistic and indefatigable Sally Davies!

 Contact her on:
07803 083595,
or email
sallydavies@ntlworld.com